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悶到抽煙



一;富有自憐和自毀的傾向、二;去麥當奴未遇過模特兒星探、三;未曾報讀演藝學院「銘Sir」方法演技訓練、四;純粹夢想自我美感呈現、五;反射性模仿周夢遺的擺pose式吸菸姿勢、六;扣除看蘇秘書慢鏡扭屎忽花的部份﹐綜合以上幾點﹐「吸煙」這類反社會行為﹐遂比較自然耐看﹐一言不發﹐也有點鬱鬱蒼蒼的味道﹐並帶業餘者的渾然天成。故縱觀十一則短片﹐假如我可以代表非煙民說話﹐能讓我被熟極如流的點煙手勢感染、甘願與二手煙灰同生共死的部份﹐皆屬演出者不知是何許人那幾則。至於雷聲大大的大大明星﹐例如Roberto Benigni之流演出的部份﹐就讓人悶得發慌;Iggy Pop和Tom Waits那part﹐也造作得可以;更可怕的﹐大概是Cate Blanchett一人分飾兩角﹐表姐表妹舌劍唇鎗一番。要知道﹐除非你去煲煙的啡啡店﹐位於砵蘭街名「巴黎/倫敦/紐約」﹐否則﹐那不過是安坐玻璃前浪擲三小時﹐讀德希達中譯本的公共場所﹐並非讓你施渾身解數﹐去表演「超級演技」的舞台。我猜這大概與看「基片」一樣吧﹐裡面敢情是包含大量唯煙民不能解讀的「密碼」和「訊息」﹐不幸被不吸煙的盲毛看了﹐作者也只能歎句妾身秋波枉送、絲蘿所託非人了。為免「悶到抽煙」﹐我只能建議找不到座號的「非煙民 (non-smoker)們」﹐要安然進入這套電影的狀態﹐大抵我們都要當個「本色派」﹐忘記影片裡面種種「訊息」﹐例如「採用黑白菲林﹐除了美學的理由﹐會否有意暗喻黑人和白人兩極緊張關係」之類﹐不妨抱著像看風景的心境﹐從一尊尊手部仍能活動、腿部癱瘓在咖啡椅上的雕像們﹐那對重門深鎖的眉頭眼額﹐試看可能找到埋藏在食指和姆指、臼齒和犬齒均呈焦黃間﹐那美麗的姿勢。

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400 said...

I dream about ahmo on 4/8/06 morning: I was invited to watch a football match by ahmo, but I was late and cannot arrive on time. Also I cannot reach ahmo over the phone. Then around 30 mins later than the scheduled time, I can ahmo finally. Then he invited 2 others friends (tong chen?) to come too. We had some meal in the stadium restaurant watching the game. After half time, ahmo try to buy the tickets for seats, but it's very expensive ... [forgot]